Also any knowledge about applying false eyelashes. They are ALWAYS on crooked.

Especially with Trump having repeatedly slept with other women while being married.

Kellyanne Conway is a terrible person, but I did think that was a funny line. Especially with all of the womanizers in the Trump administration.

Contrary to popular belief, Grown adults != babies.

Shouting people get kicked off flights all the time.

You don’t kick babies off flights because they can’t help it. They are absolutely right to kick belligerent and obnoxious passengers off a flight.

Everyone should know by now that yelling at people on an airplane will only get your ass kicked off. Can we come up with a list of more effective ways to confront Trumplets in public? 

Everyone saying you should be polite to a facist’s inner party make me sick.

Rooney Mara’s family owns the Steelers and the Giants, she is not hurting for money.

re: Bella

Liar Liar Tentacles On Fire

Grab ‘em by the pink pineapple.

I really don’t have much of an opinion about her either way, but as much as I love Jez and most of the commenters here, we do love to build up our idols to the point where NO ONE MAY SAY ANYTHING CRITICAL ABOUT THEM and then suddenly the feminist bat phone rings and we all hate them. She’s my guess for the next one…

Of course it isn’t! It’s “moosers” as in: “Look at you little moosers with your giant mooser snooters I just wanna smooch.”

Seriously, how drunk was God that day?

What in 2002 Hell is she wearing? She looks like a Pussycat Doll reject that went through the dryer cycle.

WHO IS DOING BELLA’S MAKEUP, WHO? Her face is ten million shades lighter than her abs. It is not just lighting or flash. That is horrid and her MUA should be fucking canned. Good god. 1) Always match your foundation to your neck or as close as possible; 2) Blend until your hand breaks off; 3) If you’re tanning, have a…

That Olivia Wilde link for some reason redirects to a poll about Kevin Federline and it’s driving me crazy. I just want to see her haircut!

OLAPLEX for Christmas

Gosh, it’s almost like there’s a significant difference between a toddler and a 6'1" 210 lb D-1 running back! How weird?