Above like 6'6, height and hotness are inversely correlated. Look at every NBA center (except Kevin Love).

Do they know what started the fire? Last I heard it might have been a refrigerator?

“Is it weird for you to watch a competitive game?” sounds like a dig at the NBA finals.

Good.

No one caaaaaaaaaaaaares, Kathy.

I saw DTJ at the airport last month, can confirm dude is not an elite athlete.

That is the pettiest “official response.”

Another conservative blogger bought a ticket to the women-only screening in NYC and plans to go, so I’m not sure Jack has a leg to stand on.

Does anyone know if all the same horrible people are coming back?

There are people on twitter claiming every picture of an Obama effigy with a noose around its neck is photoshopped. Even when one person pointed out they were stills taken from a local news story the response was, “That doesn’t mean it’s not fake.”

From what I was able to find, the mother left the father in 2011 and got a restraining order, but a few months later she took him back and let the restraining order lapse. After the reconciliation Bresha ran away from home a couple times to her aunts house, but because there wasn’t an official report that the abuse…

I just read through the suit and Jane alleges AGT tried to get Mary to sign a contract without her parents there. Don’t know how feasible that is since the parents would likely have to sign for a minor child anyway.

Re: her dancing

That’s terrible! Is there any way it’ll lighten up/even out and be closer to what you wanted when it’s totally healed?

Ignore him forever and let his soul wither from lack of attention.

“You’re about as cute as an old coupon expired” is a truly dumb line. The music is catchy though.

National Suicide Prevention Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

The “smartest guy in the room” tv show is so fucking tired. The only one that ever did it well was House, and even that got old and repetitive after the 4th season.

Surety?

Scrolled down hoping someone had made this joke already