Still don’t know how that got main page’d

I was with you until green peppers

As someone who just got a LEEP done to remove precancerous cells because I put off getting the vaccine until I was too old, the alternative is much worse.

I think visibly displaying the Trump campaign hat in your locker when you know you’re going to be surrounded by reporters counts as “bringing it up.”

Reading through the comments here makes me realize just how many people think it’s mandatory to be in love with these movies.

I don’t think watching episodes 1-6 is required for journalism school.

Snorted real hard at “Darth Vaardvark”

Quick q, are you the same as the other stig-a-saw-us wrecks with the white helmet? For a long time I thought you were the same account and you just switched your picture back and forth a lot.

I mean:

Because she didn’t want a photo of her “playing tennis or holding a racket.” It’s like you skipped the whole article about a guy mansplaining away Serena’s agency, to jump down to the comments section and mansplain away Serena’s agency.

James Corden is a delight!

I know that Taylor Swift is problematic, but can we leave the Nazi comparisons to people who are totalitarian, fascist, and/or anti-Semitic?

This comment deserves more love.

Me rn:

Don’t get me wrong, I love a good high-end piece even though I can’t afford it. But that valentino leather jacket is some hot garbage.

Though my top artist was Walk the Moon. So, you know, grain of salt.

Brand New is the best band and Deja Entendu is their best album.

Honest question, what was your opinion on the Ray and Janay Rice situation?

I’m getting serious Jackie O/Lisa Rinna vibes right now. But like, current Lisa Rinna.