“This guy murdered someone so we must murder him to prove to our society that murder is wrong.” I never understood the logic.

You know what would be really neat? If any of these stores actually made enough of the ~designer collaboration~ pieces that people didn’t get into fist fights buying as much as possible to turn around and sell at a mark-up on ebay. Looking at you, Target and H&M.

Have you ever had fried turkey?

....because she has a drinking problem.

Send My Love is my favorite song on the album, I hope that’s the next single.

If I was more clever I would come up with some sort of Feel the Bern 420 joke.

My heart breaks for Enjorlas

I’m so jealous. I’m still at the point where whenever I come home my dad tries to get me to sit and watch Fox with him because I need to be “educated.”

I don’t think anyone has called him out on it, not that I’ve seen at least. I think the other candidates are afraid of him retaliating (in the manner that he’s really been going after Ben Carson in the press lately), and worse I think they’re afraid of saying anything to drive away his particularly nutty followers,…

He doesn’t actually know enough about domestic or foreign policy to say anything concrete, so he throws out these sound bytes that the far right will eat up

I agree that he didn’t “support” the idea. But when asked if your proposition might require a registry of Muslims, the only right answer is absolutely not. The fact that he even left the door open is ridiculous.

My dad is going to be heartbroken.

The great Saint Reagan thought this was bad and dumb, and gave reparations to the families. How are we back to thinking this wasn’t a terrible thing.

I think the parable of the Good Samaritan works well too (Luke 10:25-37):