okay but these socks are adorable grandpapa

Popular Country music has some how morphed into 80’s metal. You have a combination of stupid, meathead bro music and somewhat effeminate non-threatening men singing ballads.

I heard the term “hick-hop” to describe terrible new country music, and I rather enjoyed that.

his duty as a Christian to “make a stand for Christ”

You idiots are still not voting?

Is Cabbage in charge of marketing?

It seems to me that as much as aggressive men want to possess and control women, they want to harm and injure other men. If you’re a dude and you intervene in a situation with hyper-aggressive toxically-masculine dudes, you will get beaten to shit. Of course, that’s your own fault for not being man enough to handle…

Pretty sure it’s a he.

8. Comedian Alex Gordon

Didier Drogba? More like Didier Drag-the-goalie-down-by-his-ankle-ba!

The first bullet point in the ACC’s statement says the runner’s knee is down and the play — and game — should have ended there. No need to come back and run a play. The ACC has in effect said this victory belongs to Duke but it will not take the action to correct that.

If that’s the case, then what is even the point…

I prefer pencils writers, myself

Yep, sorry friend. You’re also not allowed to go play in the McDonald’s PlayPlace even if your mother always refused to take you when you were little.

My selfies were used against me

Samer Kalaf walks into a bar.

You’re the most embarrassing thing about your company that isn’t named “Kinja.”

I feel like I’ve been catfished in a time machine....

The equivalent to today’s dating profile pictures.

At Sefolosha’s trial, the five officers testified that he had charged them. Sefolosha’s lawyers were able to find video that, when coupled with with TMZ’s, proved that testimony to be false.

I know right? Everyone knows that exercising free speech to a cop means you give up your right to not be assaulted by that cop. It’s common knowledge.