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The response of the students to their meeting with school executives is embarrassing. They’re complaining about a lack of “empathy” from people that are acting professionally. These aren’t their therapists; it’s the goddamn DEAN OF THE SCHOOL..

“a 72 percent white student body, 20 percent Asian, 9 percent black and 9 percent Latino”

These are not the 72 virgins they were expecting.

There has to be someone affiliated with Deadspin that can pull off the mannerisms and affectations of an adolescent attendee.

If this guy thinks it’s such an insult for his wife to share this kind of award with a transgender person, I wonder why he didn’t return the award when they gave it to Laverne Cox a couple of years ago...

While it is true that Caitlyn Jenner transitioned with privileges that far too few trans* enjoy, I think responses like Mr. Smith’s make it pretty clear that transitioning is still an act of bravery.

My hair looks best when it’s washed once a week, but conditioned every time I get it wet. I have really thick, curly/wavy hair that is halfway down my back.

NB:

My favorite description of Trump’s hair: cotton candy made of urine. I also love the caterpillar that looks like Trump’s hair. It’s uncanny.

Here is the entire message sent from the professor trying to DO HIS JOB. I guess before long there will be no professors or administrators on campus.

BECAUSE EVERYONE WHO FALLS UP STAIRS ENDS UP DOING SO GRACEFULLY AND BEAUTIFULLY, SPREADING THEIR GOWN OUT AS IF THEY WERE A BALLERINA/SWAN HYBRID.

We love Jennifer Lawrence but hate the falling.

As someone who tends to fall a lot. I believe this is real. It’s a thing, Mark. Ok? It’s a thing.

Or POTS, something that I have, that gives you orthostatic hypotension.

You know you fucked up when Philadelphia has the moral high ground

If you are in an abusive relationship, get help.

I hope he’s also lying about running for President.