That’s like every Dunkin Donuts in New England after 10 p.m.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

“The shitters are getting bolder” is a phrase I never thought would pass through my mind, yet here we are.

It might have been popular, but they were also dangerous. They once inspired a riot.

Best. Ever.

Congratulations. You've won fishing.

For all the Patriots playoff games this year, my sons and I have all donned our No. 12 Tom Brady jerseys. We wore them because Brady is so darn good, so darn handsome

I have now been nailed three times. Damn.

"'Net Neutrality' is Obamacare for the Internet." - Ted Cruz

what no 4chan

I think we have evidence of that already. It was done from about 800BC through 400AD and gave us what we call the Bible.

Ya because the bible is so much more credible than Wikipedia

Keith Law has the science on his side, but you have to give a man of faith like Schilling credit—

I finally deleted Uber over this incident. I'm hoping Lyft proves to be more ethical, but honestly, I don't trust any company or corporation.

Don't you hate it when people with penises treat women like human beings worthy of respect?

I know, women's rights are only for lame bitches to talk about, AMIRITE brah!?

So much for the slow boat to China.

This is why I'm against fishing. It encourages freeloading Goliath Groupers that are too lazy to get their own Blacktip Sharks.

Well what are YOU doing to stop the spread of American Sign Language?

Why are we so quick to dismiss Pete's perspective on this? He's in as good a position as anyone to talk about disasters involving Jets.