If it makes you feel any better, I laughed at what was clearly a sarcastic comment. And then, "The Internet Attacked". That's a movie, right? It feels like it should be a movie.

Anyways, you're funny, and a lot of people have sticks where they shouldn't be. So, you have that going for you.

GALost - what do you do for a living? And (more importantly) what do you _want_ to do?

If you don't want to limit it to just one city (ie, you're willing to move, or you simply want to cover a the surrounding area, as well), you could add in zip codes.
Here's how:
Go to http://www.zip-codes.com/zip-code-radiu…, and find the zip code closest to the middle of where you'll be living. That's your center.…

This is great - on the road in a hotel room, completely miss the kids now. Fantastic to remember how much they change the first year (and, how fast it goes by...)