It was the haircuts. I’m sure in Liverpool every other bloke had a pair of bleach-blonde racing yachts on his head, but here in the States that just wasn’t done.

I saw Avatar five times, in every 3D format except IMAX (which I was bummed about). It was like a Disney ride, and every time I came out of the theater I felt like I was five years old and had just seen Star Wars. It was a wondrous experience, presented to a jaded, cynical, and bitter culture.

I’m seeing the sequel in…

Made sense to me. It’s a future where Oakley, Inc. has taken over planet Earth, and it needs a new resource so it can keep manufacturing the non-slip nosepads and earpieces for its sunglasses.

Shot in the head and nailed to a tree as a warning to cattle rustlers?

I’m...having trouble.

Despite the associated “crazy” of it all...

I’d skip superpowers for a good tune up at this point.

Absolutely my favorite Jim Gordon. The episode where he forms aHEYYYYYYWAIT A GODDAMN MINUTE HERE WTF

Motherfuckers, quit making me think that Tom Cruise has a god-damned point.

and we’re done here.

THESE UNUSUAL GLASS BEADS WILL DESTROY US ALL

• Max Rebo is actually eight Jawas in a blue trash bag, and they ran out of trash bags.
  

god that was painfully unfunny.

Little-known fact: vampire faces are articulated and can move independently from their skulls.

Yes. Report back on your progress.

OHHHH NOO
WE GOTTA WINNEBAGO
YAH YAH YAH YAH YAAorrrgh*blarrrrgh*

“Doesn’t matter. Anyone named James Bond is dead the moment they walk in the building.”

But who am I to say, I love 3 so...