His teeth were replaced by alien parasites in 1987; the accident was a cover story.

Oh, it’s sincere.

WOOOOOOOO

...the somewhat worrying conclusion that the Minions as a concept not only refuse to go away, but are actually growing in cultural power with every passing year.

Wow.

Well I mean, they can’t help it, can they? But, there’s nothing you can do about it. So, I’d kill ‘em.

No it was a terrible ass movie

Not to be too grim, here, but Jeffrey didn’t have a lasting presence because the culture it depicts and the people it portrays are dead.

and do that doggy-paws dance move thing, yesssss

It was the haircuts. I’m sure in Liverpool every other bloke had a pair of bleach-blonde racing yachts on his head, but here in the States that just wasn’t done.

Despite the associated “crazy” of it all...

A 24 carat gold bar. I just want to sink my teeth into one - I imagined it would have the consistency of cold fudge. Tough, but you can take a bite out of it.

Right?! No one will ever hold her to account for foisting this jackwagon and Dr. Phil on the world.

Which, when you think about it, makes sense - Oprah made her billions pretending to be your friend. Drs. Oz and Phil make their millions pretending to give a shit about your health and your state of mind, respectively. Be…

Where are they? Find the person or persons responsible for this, and bring them to me, so that I may beat them to death with this 18-pound dry salami from Hickory Farms, still wet with the blood of he who thought it was an excellent gift idea.

Sting is always nude.

Yeah, you get it transferred directly to the dealer with an Any Other Weapon cert, and then, uh...what?

Did not that motherfucker retire?

haaaaaaa nice