There are twelve buses for this and I’m on board every fucking one of them.

You. They spent it on you.

Yeah, we know where this goes. Clawing out your own eyeballs and throat-fucking people with your entire arm, that’s where this goes.

His teeth were replaced by alien parasites in 1987; the accident was a cover story.

Oh, it’s sincere.

Why are comments disabled on Doctorow’s article?

WOOOOOOOO

uuuugh i am aged.

You knew this season was special when you had a dude in the first episode crawl inside another dude’s dick, sneeze, then explode that guy. Fucking magic, baby!

...the somewhat worrying conclusion that the Minions as a concept not only refuse to go away, but are actually growing in cultural power with every passing year.

Yeah, but we don’t talk about that.

Robert Beltran hated the series so much that he kept asking for raises in order to get fired.

Wow.

Well I mean, they can’t help it, can they? But, there’s nothing you can do about it. So, I’d kill ‘em.

No it was a terrible ass movie

Not to be too grim, here, but Jeffrey didn’t have a lasting presence because the culture it depicts and the people it portrays are dead.

The Script: a mysterious energy field created by screenwriters that binds the galaxy together.

and do that doggy-paws dance move thing, yesssss

That’s just a gap in your backup.