Hey. Hey Jason.

Yes, but it’s pronounced Throatwarbler Mangrove.

THAT dude.

My take on what’s “off” about The Pacific? The narrative frequently left the theater of war to go home and follow stories there. That broke solidarity with the characters. In Band of Brothers, the men didn’t get to go home, and neither did we.

You have 401k matching, paid holidays, paid vacation, and health benefits because the unions of the 20th century drove the efforts to make those things the standard.

Those things you’re standing on as you contemplate the apparent permanence of your generous benefits? Shoulders, big ones.

We’re at the point now where…

Ants.

And the voiceover for Blade Runner.

“He said the last time he did something that stupid he ended up killing over a million people, almost fucked his sister, chopped his dad’s hand off, and then hiding hid out on an island for 30 years.”

WAAIIITAMINUTE. You’ve hit on something here...I’m having a thought, gimme a sec...oh.

Look, I don’t care what you do in your own house, but why do you have to parade around like that? And stay the hell away from my kids.

Masturcest works better than incerbation, I think.

TikTok has well over a billion active users.

Sleep well!

Ayuh, lots of Subarus.

YUGE blonde wig. The best.

The writers look down and whisper, “no.”

Beeple wins!

Nah. I’m gonna buy, it, bury it, and then BUILD A HOUSE OVER IT!

SURF’S UP, SPACE PONIES!! I’M MAKING GRAVY WITHOUT THE LUMPS!!!

Emo fuckstick.

So...now think about vibrators, greasy congealed fast food, and these stupid fucking things.