Masturcest works better than incerbation, I think.

TikTok has well over a billion active users.

Sleep well!

Ayuh, lots of Subarus.

YUGE blonde wig. The best.

The writers look down and whisper, “no.”

Beeple wins!

Nah. I’m gonna buy, it, bury it, and then BUILD A HOUSE OVER IT!

SURF’S UP, SPACE PONIES!! I’M MAKING GRAVY WITHOUT THE LUMPS!!!

Emo fuckstick.

So...now think about vibrators, greasy congealed fast food, and these stupid fucking things.

<<<P:I:G : B:U:T:T:E:R>>>

That was in 2010.

Yeah but it attracts the cops who figure that red calipers mean you probably need to slow down a lot because you’re going too fast.

Puffy Batman.

MY BIKE. ISN’T READY?

With all the computer controlled stuff on cars now,what’s the most ridiculous failure anyone’s seen?

Also, forgot Michelle Trachtenburg was even a thing that existed, lol.

Meh.

You know what really completes your look when you’re the young, hip leader of a religious community?