“And when he had fasted forty days and forty nights, he was afterward an hungred.” Matthew 4:2 (King James)

That, “...combined with a form of fusion,” as Morpheus says to Neo.

Walton Goggins is no longer the brash, fresh-faced detective mucking shit up on The Shield.

That’s Todd FUCKING Bonzalez to you, bortch.

Diet coke has not contained phenylalanine since 2005.

All that and it keeps your broccoli supply cool and crisp for snacking?

Ramm Rider: a shadowy flight into the cramped world of a man who does not think things through. Billy Ramm, a forty-something loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless, in a world of authorities who insist on the proper number of tie-downs...

Lego are always fucking.

Good. Three and done, looking forward to it. No series should go more than five, by design. Breaking Bad? Perfect. Sopranos? Two seasons too long. Babylon 5? Yes. Sons of Anarchy needed two seasons of Irish fat excised. Justified, though amazing, was one season away from the tightest it could’ve been. Deadwood? Two…

I’m not sure I can do the fan thing and embrace the cheese, here, because this was traaaaaaash.

Monster.

“I’ve never been on a surfboard in my life!”

Not hating at all - just watching this mellowed my afternoon.

NO TUNA CURRY
NO PEACE

I use a mixer, with a chilled bowl and beaters. It makes a difference, even with the machine. As a twice-a-year thing, I make it in quantity, so I don’t mind hauling out the Sunbeam.

BURN ALL THE JOYLESS THINGS

I dunno, my doom doesn’t feel particularly encompassed. Help me out, here?

Over hear in white movie land I’m just holding onto Tom Hanks for dear life. Like don’t let me down man, please.

Wait, I’m an idiot. Though technically Live and Let Die wasn’t a GNR song.

It would be better if he had never released Chinese Democracy and just went straight up Howard Hughes the rest of his life.

But then we would’ve never known what a GNR James Bond theme song sounds like.