How about this: if I can’t buy it here, you don’t get to name it after my fucking state. All right? Can that be a rule? Thanks.

I’m not going to worry until I see some specs on battery life.

Crash Car.

...this video is one of the best explainers of why.

Me. I’ll have Bunko deliver the car, where you at?

Can also be used as a solar oven to bake potatoes and broil soylent steaks.

Oh, dear...y’know, I really thought he’d pull it off based on the still photo from awhile back. But seeing him move around and speak...I can’t unsee Rami’s distinctive features. He looks like Rami with wigs and teeth. Hopefully in full context it won’t matter.

o_O

WHAT COULD GO WRONG

After that she got into an unhealthy relationship with Chrysler/Plymouth before committing to Subaru for the rest of her car-buying life.

LEGENDARY.
That is why.

Ah, you’re right - it was that punk Marky Mark then.

Those trucks are in Mexico already.

There’s little green gender non-specific folks out there someplace.

You can always tell when an old car is South African because they’ll have little white reflectors up front somewhere.

I’m a little afraid to ask, but, am I the only one who thinks this is awesome?

Or do what every single car owner in the history of ever SHOULD do, and buy the Haynes manual.

So where’s the best place to find the detailed, step-by-step, follow-these-instructions-exactly-and-a-monkey-can-do-it instructions for a particular make & model?

Jeebus. After the first $600.00 or so, just buy one of these. Then scam forever, or at least until they roll out the new machines that won’t stand for that kind of crap.