...it’s still better than the idiot who put a hot cup of coffee between her legs and asked for millions.

That’s right, folks, time is a circle and so we’re doing the convertible crossover thing again.

It’s only funny if you tell him that, after two years. Otherwise you’re just an odd little dude who’s probably got body parts in the fridge.

I mean, not you you. Meme you.

Unless you made it.

Wait, you made that?

Okay then.

Also with capacitors, NOT batteries.

I maintain that Revenge Of The Fallen Leader Optimus Prime is the best Transformers figure ever.

As neat looking as that TV is, I have to question why it has a chain to hang it from the ceiling when the dial is on the top. Would you use a step ladder to change the channel?

...Twitter.

13 gears? 13 gears is for bicycle.

What is it with Apple and materials selection? I bet that whoever made this decision was the same genius who chose the wrapping for the laptop power supply cords.

I’ve never seen an SVX in the wild and now it’s all I can think about.

That dude is constantly fighting his biological imperative to run and hide. If he’s out in the open, he’s constantly feeling exposed to predators. If he’s in an enclosed space, he’s constantly feeling constricted, with few options for escape.

Hmm, leaping through quantum realities... what would one call that?

It’s

Sounds like a perfect niche to fill for Amazon Drone delivery!

And this:

...in my opinion Tyson has earned his place as Sagan’s heir as our chief science communicator.

It depends on how rusty they are.

Remember this? Two beats of silence before the Super Ultra Movie Mega Bass™ kicked in. Effective.

But not long enough for people to think the movie theater was broken.

End result of Chinese dockless bike services.

Side note: “Chinese dockless bike service” sounds like it costs extra at the parlor.

Then it’s too late for you.