I remember being in some Hypermarche over there in the 90s, and they were selling these letterman jackets with the words High School! emblazoned on the back.

AC also makes a 4-in-1 shampoo/conditioner/bodywash/dessert topping. It is not good at all.

I think it varies, locally. Around here it used to be UPS that screwed up fairly regularly, FedEx was always solid. FedEx is still good, and UPS doesn’t screw up anymore. Depends on who’s running the local hub.

Congrats!

A guy who sets a car on fire and stands in front of it with a sign probably hears things in a transmission that even people who don’t buy BMWs can’t hear.

YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO COMPLY

Kids today with their 24-hour hot and cold running porn would’ve died in the days when herds of VHS tapes still roamed wild across the media landscape.

(To be fair: I did have to look up the details. But I did know what to look for, so...yay me, I guess.)

It’ll be like Private Teacher, only instead of Tom Byron as Jimmy and Honey Wilder as Aunt Diane it’ll be Kit Harington as Jon Snow and Emilia Clark as Daenerys Targaryen, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Protector of the Realm, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Mother of Dragons,…

“If you can’t call it a purse, don’t fucking carry one.”
~George Carlin

February 2016. Trump wasn’t even the nominee yet. So, as I said - a bit of a reach.

Not only did they perfectly reproduce the internal dynamics of the trump white house,(Gentlemen, Gentlemen, there’s a solution here you aren’t seeing)

That’s not true at all. Synthetic makes a lousy martini; no so for traditional motor oil.

It’s right there in the headline.

Can’t explain why you’re creeped out, but don’t worry - it won’t be around long. This sort of thing didn’t work when they tried it in the 70s, either. Back then it was the Baby Boomers who were supposedly less brand-loyal than older generations, and it won’t be any different this time around. “Because Internet”…

Annemiek van Vleuten, last year. Joseba Beloki, 2003. And Porte, now. Eep.

I love tomatoes so much I have literally wound up in the ER after overdosing on them

A dystopian future where critical thought is subdued by a tyrannical and possibly fictional force?