1:37 I was all Dude noooooo! But they were just fucking with us.

So...not a wizard, then.

-> Copy the disc, return the disc to Blizzard, upload the source code to the Internet.

Pop-tarts, both of ‘em, crumbled up in a bowl full of yogurt. Any flavor for each ingredient, because it just doesn’t matter.

Hey, here’s something to make ya feel bad!

Not really. But here’s the deal: many of the products featured in the ads we love to mock are genuine godsends for the disabled and the elderly - people who have trouble navigating simple tasks around the home, particularly in the kitchen. You know - people for whom pouring…

Watch all of Horace & Pete. Then watch his most recent special.

Dick Wolf is a fucking pestilence.

And now that you’ve declared your love for these things, Trader Joe’s will inexplicably stop carrying them all within 90 days. Stock up now, for the mourning that is to come.

Is that intentional MAGA satire, or are you just absorbing the spirit of the age, there?

Man, ythst’d kjhsb .n/df

Polls, you say.

Only partisans use the word “stooge.”

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You no longer have an excuse not to play a Yakuza game.

GOD.

Butter knife.

Tito’s has some nice ones as well.