LEGENDARY.
That is why.

Ah, you’re right - it was that punk Marky Mark then.

Those trucks are in Mexico already.

There’s little green gender non-specific folks out there someplace.

You can always tell when an old car is South African because they’ll have little white reflectors up front somewhere.

I’m a little afraid to ask, but, am I the only one who thinks this is awesome?

Or do what every single car owner in the history of ever SHOULD do, and buy the Haynes manual.

So where’s the best place to find the detailed, step-by-step, follow-these-instructions-exactly-and-a-monkey-can-do-it instructions for a particular make & model?

Jeebus. After the first $600.00 or so, just buy one of these. Then scam forever, or at least until they roll out the new machines that won’t stand for that kind of crap.

...it’s still better than the idiot who put a hot cup of coffee between her legs and asked for millions.

That’s right, folks, time is a circle and so we’re doing the convertible crossover thing again.

It’s only funny if you tell him that, after two years. Otherwise you’re just an odd little dude who’s probably got body parts in the fridge.

I mean, not you you. Meme you.

Unless you made it.

Wait, you made that?

Okay then.

Also with capacitors, NOT batteries.

I maintain that Revenge Of The Fallen Leader Optimus Prime is the best Transformers figure ever.

As neat looking as that TV is, I have to question why it has a chain to hang it from the ceiling when the dial is on the top. Would you use a step ladder to change the channel?

...Twitter.

13 gears? 13 gears is for bicycle.

What is it with Apple and materials selection? I bet that whoever made this decision was the same genius who chose the wrapping for the laptop power supply cords.

I’ve never seen an SVX in the wild and now it’s all I can think about.