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That dude is constantly fighting his biological imperative to run and hide. If he’s out in the open, he’s constantly feeling exposed to predators. If he’s in an enclosed space, he’s constantly feeling constricted, with few options for escape.

Hmm, leaping through quantum realities... what would one call that?

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Sounds like a perfect niche to fill for Amazon Drone delivery!

And this:

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...in my opinion Tyson has earned his place as Sagan’s heir as our chief science communicator.

It depends on how rusty they are.

Remember this? Two beats of silence before the Super Ultra Movie Mega Bass™ kicked in. Effective.

But not long enough for people to think the movie theater was broken.

End result of Chinese dockless bike services.

Side note: “Chinese dockless bike service” sounds like it costs extra at the parlor.

Then it’s too late for you.

I remember being in some Hypermarche over there in the 90s, and they were selling these letterman jackets with the words High School! emblazoned on the back.

AC also makes a 4-in-1 shampoo/conditioner/bodywash/dessert topping. It is not good at all.

I think it varies, locally. Around here it used to be UPS that screwed up fairly regularly, FedEx was always solid. FedEx is still good, and UPS doesn’t screw up anymore. Depends on who’s running the local hub.

Congrats!

A guy who sets a car on fire and stands in front of it with a sign probably hears things in a transmission that even people who don’t buy BMWs can’t hear.

YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO COMPLY

Kids today with their 24-hour hot and cold running porn would’ve died in the days when herds of VHS tapes still roamed wild across the media landscape.

(To be fair: I did have to look up the details. But I did know what to look for, so...yay me, I guess.)

It’ll be like Private Teacher, only instead of Tom Byron as Jimmy and Honey Wilder as Aunt Diane it’ll be Kit Harington as Jon Snow and Emilia Clark as Daenerys Targaryen, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Protector of the Realm, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Mother of Dragons,

“If you can’t call it a purse, don’t fucking carry one.”
~George Carlin

February 2016. Trump wasn’t even the nominee yet. So, as I said - a bit of a reach.