Not only did they perfectly reproduce the internal dynamics of the trump white house,(Gentlemen, Gentlemen, there’s a solution here you aren’t seeing)

That’s not true at all. Synthetic makes a lousy martini; no so for traditional motor oil.

It’s right there in the headline.

Can’t explain why you’re creeped out, but don’t worry - it won’t be around long. This sort of thing didn’t work when they tried it in the 70s, either. Back then it was the Baby Boomers who were supposedly less brand-loyal than older generations, and it won’t be any different this time around. “Because Internet”…

Annemiek van Vleuten, last year. Joseba Beloki, 2003. And Porte, now. Eep.

I love tomatoes so much I have literally wound up in the ER after overdosing on them

A dystopian future where critical thought is subdued by a tyrannical and possibly fictional force?

1:37 I was all Dude noooooo! But they were just fucking with us.

So...not a wizard, then.

-> Copy the disc, return the disc to Blizzard, upload the source code to the Internet.

Pop-tarts, both of ‘em, crumbled up in a bowl full of yogurt. Any flavor for each ingredient, because it just doesn’t matter.

Hey, here’s something to make ya feel bad!

Not really. But here’s the deal: many of the products featured in the ads we love to mock are genuine godsends for the disabled and the elderly - people who have trouble navigating simple tasks around the home, particularly in the kitchen. You know - people for whom pouring…

Watch all of Horace & Pete. Then watch his most recent special.

Dick Wolf is a fucking pestilence.