And now that you’ve declared your love for these things, Trader Joe’s will inexplicably stop carrying them all within 90 days. Stock up now, for the mourning that is to come.

Is that intentional MAGA satire, or are you just absorbing the spirit of the age, there?

Man, ythst’d kjhsb .n/df

Polls, you say.

Only partisans use the word “stooge.”

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You no longer have an excuse not to play a Yakuza game.

GOD.

Butter knife.

Tito’s has some nice ones as well.

But think of the bliss! The bliiiissssss.

Now everyone knows how to kill you.

Yayyyyy sign me the fuck up for that.

Push button, get stuff. Uses drones, I think.

Push button, get stuff. Uses drones, I think.

The announcer is so into it! “Lookit the sparks fly, inside the cockpit as well..! Lookit the wheeels, still spinning! It’s all KRAKOOOM BASSHHHH SKREEEEEEEEE!!!”

Yeah, but the right has decided that facts no longer matter, so why not say that Pence wants funerals for a blastocyst.

(Reading thru other replies to your mention of The Secret...I love how people [like me] don’t just think it’s bullshit, but are profanely bothered by it. I think what plays into such seething hate is the knowledge that a devotee of that warmed-over New Age hash would tell us “See, now, what you’re doing is…

Oh my fucking god I worked in the State Street Barnes & Noble in Santa Barbara (not far from where O lives in the mountains of Montecito above us plebes) and we moved stack after stack of that shitty, awful book because of her. Credulous dingbats with more dollars than sense would by them a dozen at a time. To give to…

Wow. The irony there just broke my jaw.