And they breed like rabbits.

Maybe he did, but that ain’t him.

Is it...is it “everyone fucks and then dies”?

‘Cause I saw that coming, I did.

Says Chinese condiment man.

Excellent! Keep going.

You’re definitely not alone.

The Sinclair Method. It works. That it’s not a standard part of addition treatment programs in the United States is a fucking crime.

Even more TL;DR: credentialed ≠ educated.

The Tango. Is the forbidden dance.

Hallo.

True, true. But somehow...I think that on top of all that he’d just be annoying. Anybody can execute you with an anti-aircraft gun, but it takes a certain someone to make you welcome your death because at least you don’t have to hang out with him anymore.

There are lots of shitty leaders in the world. Kim Jong-un is the only who who, to me, looks like he’s a just a complete and utter dick...a slow, malevolent douchebag. It’s a dead-eyed quality unmatched by any other player on the world stage.

Fleshlight port.

They did nazi that coming.

Well, his Dad invented sex, so...

When does the cannibalism start?