You fuck with my tools, I break your face.

Flex is weirdly Jalop AF.

“Whats the first thing that comes to mind when you think of Chevy?”

I would rather a million children with disabilities get games that they can play than see another mini-NES or Amiibo come off the assembly line for whiny man-babies and scalpers.

I’m reserving judgment until I have Waymo facts on this matter.

If I was giving advice, I’d suggest you be wary of saving sympathy for corporations in general.

LE shouldn’t spend time on crimes outside of some Top 3 list?

I said it was a learning experience hahaha

Chevy HHR? There’s your first problem...

I can’t remember a more impressive 7th place finish. It really shows how much talent Alonso has. I can’t imagine what he could do in something with more than a lawnmower engine... I kid, I kid.

Dude tucks his ears into his hat. That’s reason enough not to watch it.

I don’t think he was implying small size, more extreme mobility.

I don’t think he was implying small size, more extreme mobility.

“... do not ever attempt a water crossing with your vehicle.”

Nothing gets women going like having to put on 5-point harnesses when going out on a date.

Or when they have a budget but then look at a house thats 100k+ over budget and they buy that house. Like, why even have a budget if you’re going to go over it and by such an enormous amount? And don’t even get me started on the Tiny House people!

Foiled again.

I always hate when they’re like, “The maximum you can spend is $300k. This house is $275k. That means you have $25k to just play around!”

MURDAHHHHH