What If the Asteroid Never Killed the Dinosaurs?

The difference is that Song of the South was always racially insensitive. Baby, It’s Cold Outside was never about date rape, but modern audiences have decided to read it that way. Song of the South is a victim of changing social norms while Baby, It's Cold Outside has been stripped of it's context and repurposed.

I don’t especially like Shatner (he’s fine, whatever), but I have a similar basic issue.

Well... here is hoping that they end up sucking cocks in Hell.

“The agency traveled with police and found two illegal hunting teams in the area.” Also known by the natives as Lunch.

or a roller derby team

You’re talking about nacelles and all I can think of is

Capes can be cool if worn correctly.

Seriously. Who the fuck is going to be monitoring you in your own goddamn Helvetian kitchen if you want to boil some son-of-a-bitch lobster? The Swisstapo?

Funny stuff...yet also sad. There are a lot of dummies in this world, and they seem to be multiplying at a magnificent rate.

You know what makes me feel better on a regular basis?

Female mammoth: Come over.

He was

“Is he housebroken, or is he going to leave batteries all over the floor?”

Yes. Not just any donut but a Krispy Kreme. It’s actually a significant location in the movie.

Wernstrom!!

German police have identified the culprit. His defence was that “there can only be one Bison!”