A few weeks ago I was driving on I-280 at night in San Jose during one of the big rain storms we’ve had down here. The on-ramp I usually take to get home makes you merge over 3 lanes almost immediately to stay on 280. While getting up to speed, ahead of me I see the taillights of a new Mustang GT. The Mustang starts…
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Jizz is the LEAST offensive bodily fluid. Tastes okay and won’t make you sick . Why is it always such a chore to get people to admit that jizz isn’t awful? Are you a man? Have you NOT tasted your own semen? What is so bad about it?
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dat flop, tho
He’s president. I hate it, you hate it. But at the end of the day, the inauguration isn’t about him, it’s about our Democratic ideals and our belief in the peaceful transition of power, even when it goes to people we disagree with or despise. So I stand with Barack Obama, Hillary and Bill Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, and,…
Mt. Rainier in the distance, Cascade Range on the left.
That password to access the SYNC systems is :
But, but...DISRUPTION!
She should be charged for causing bodily harm to others’ eyes.
The Foulkes are bikers. $5 says she’s flashed her tits at Sturgis.
That calendar turned out swimmingly.
Some fake Christmas trees are better than others. I’ll drink to that!
You assume UPS has fucks they just give to their customers.
That’s what they originally thought, but it turns out he was just playing dead.
Your joke is bad and you should feel bad for making it.
Some people just REALLY want to get out of Detroit.
One thing I’m surprised at when I read these types of Stranger in a Strange Land observations is how little introspection goes into them. If that comes across as harsh, I apologize, because my intent isn’t to talk down. I’m from a large, east coast city. I live in New York. My parents divorced when I was in college…
Sweet baby Jesus in a tuxedo shirt! That is a LOT of dumb packed into one video.
Theses should all go in an Aztek
Ryan Brown works for the Giants, so he can't sue,