I'm annoyed that this film doesn't open in the UK until November. Seriously what have us Brits done to deserve that?

So the tumblr crowd tells me.

"Ok, me too."

If we can get Christopher Daniel Barnes to narrate this, then I'm sold.

I need Mysterio on screen in a live action Spider-Man film

Sony execs will be contacting you soon for your first draft script.

You came……

These are the worst Penthouse stories ever.

[Narrator voiceover]

Ah the real Infinity War.

No

Yes

I heard that Amazon lawyer show was rubbish though.

Dammit I've played myself.

"Say goodbye to these!"

This isn't the Ron news I'm waiting on from AV Club.

I think they will love that….actually.

I think it's good-ish.

Nobody wants to be confused with a cat or Tony Randall.

How can something that doesn't exist be dismantled?