I wish I was.

That crappy Colin Farrell movie where he played the devil, that no one saw.

Insert AD joke about comparing apples to a fruit no one has heard of.

Don't, I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

There's only so many actors out there named Chris, Marvel decided to be creative.

As slugs, you dummy.

Wow Prince Phillip is a bit of a leftie.

No, food tastes too good.

Captain American Pie.

Nope that is the perfect example of how to use multiple villains. No other multi-villain film has come close.

True, but then again Rosario Dawson pulled out of New Mutants. Which may have been an issue for higher ups, heck knows why though.

Josh Brolin doesn't seem to have any problems flitting between Marvel/Disney and Fox.

Hey no fair, I liked his character.

Just remove the Avi Arad mandated Venom and maybe swerve the jazz number and it's less problematic.

In AVC terms it's a good review.

It ain't that bad, I like it.

Yay a good review. As a massive Spider-Man fan that's all I ask for.

Which is a shame as I love The Rock, Con Air, Enemy of the State and god help me Armageddon.

Even though it's been so long since the second film, I think there's still scope for a third National Treasure outing.

It's so hard keeping up, we're merely 5 years away from the next Spider-Man reboot.