"Laces out!"

Also being mummified makes you afraid of cats?

Very good (subtle?) dig at religion.

Yeah they completely botched the ending, especially with the godawful CGI Scorpion King.

Jet Li plays a miserable Mummy who fights Rick and Not-My-Evie in the snow or something.

Yeah the first two Mummy films followed by The Scorpion King in that order. Couldn't be bothered with the other Scorpion films and they've not surfaced on UK television (that I'm aware of).

You're the reason these Hollywood types still keep trying, bless your heart.

More like Fantastic 0, which still had a better understanding of the characters than the other three films.

You're counting the Roger Corman one?

The first two albums are their best. I like both of those line ups, maybe the second one slightly more.

Sitcom? Maybe not. Girl group? Yep.

Wait are you saying the premise of that stupid film Let's Be Cops could be true?

Didn't David Caruso do exactly that after one season of NYPD Blue? Which made him pretty toxic after his Hollywood career flopped.

Yeah it got progressively worse with each episode. I think BBC commissioned a second series, hecks knows why.

I've seen trailers for it. All I can think is "why is Adrian Lester not working in US?".

"Ari Gold is Mr Selfridge in a slightly underwhelming attempt by ITV to repeat its Downton Abbey success."

Shut up! You watch it!

Cool, I have that on my list of shows to watch.

They could kill her off like in Valerie/The Hogan Family.

By the last episode they'd managed to adopt a baby from China as well as fall pregnant at the same time.