A legitimate question.

I'm surprised TBD can pencil so many titles each month.

Reminded me a bit of Magneto being tempted by Doom's offer during his battle with the Beyonder in Secret Wars.

Cutthroat Bitch, if you please.

*USAgent slowly backs out of the room*

Ok I'll concede, that was pretty good.

Nightwatch was Marvel ripping off Spawn.

There are dozens of us. Dozens!

I liked Cardiac too, even though he had forehead problems (dude just shave your hair off).

People Peter should have hooked up with while single.

If Barrowman doesn't sing at least once a day he dies.

You typed 'fifth movie' wrong.

Then the next year the Berlin Wall fell.

Exactly!

Why on Earth did Jeph Loeb cancel Avengers: Earth's Mighties Heroes?

Hammerhead is cool in a ripping off Dick Tracy kind of way.

Dammit!

I knew his heritage from it being mentioned during his time on Glee, moreso when Kurt made a 'vaguely Asian features' reference in the show.

The pasty white dude from 30 Rock.

I couldn't stand the whole "protect the innocents" thing that Michelinie tried to do with him after his 3 or 4 appearance within 30 issues.