Terry: His cerebral blood circulation is infarcted. Give me an ICP and catheter, stat!
Jake: Wow. That was amazing, Sarge
Terry: I watch a lot of Grey's Anatomy. That show is surprisingly accurate.
Jake: Yeah. The one episode I watched there was a bomb in the guy's butt.
Terry: He's crashing! Push 10 cc's of…

Thank you, thank you, thank you. I've been waiting for this.

You'd think the umpire would have defaulted her by now.

Sony owns the copyright to Carnage.

Twist! He's playing Jon Stewart.

I can't wait to see who Bruce Campbell is playing or Ted Raimi.

12D? That's like 12 pence in new British money.

That's where Suge got his inspiration from.

Mr Cruise can always stand on a box.

I now wish this was what we got, such a missed opportunity.

Tom Hollander throws off the scale somewhat.

He wasn't so bad in Garden State.

*Insert inappropriate joke about topping himself with a drugs overdose*

Geez how many Olson's are there?

Superhero movie of the year!

Forget it Ceilidhann it's Chinat…Hollywood.

Deadpool 2016 is the perfect culmination of what I perceive to be Ryan Reynolds. All of his previous misfires eventually led to him nailing the role that he'd be trying to bring to screen since Blade: Trinity.

That train wreck?

Leave that with me :)

It was a bit contrived that all the Kryptonians were sleeping for the big final fight scene, but it sure made things easier for J'onn and Kara.