I love his movies, but Hateful Eight was hideous, and not enjoyable.

LOOK OUT!

SOUND FAMILIAR?! I guess you guys were so bereft of ideas for tastefully erotic Travel Porn films that you STOLE my work without any credit!

That last paragraph is poetry.

i think this is the most likely scenario

If the gold was that easy to find, then someone already has, and just kept it quiet.

Thank God this guy was wearing headphones:

Pretentious Northwesterners who smugly explain that they can identify outsiders by their umbrellas.

This is my new favorite Olympic gold medal story

“We were in the mountains half the year, and I was in Prague, too, so I was going to two schools,” she said. “From the start, there were a lot of people who would say, ‘You cannot do both; you need to specialize, otherwise you will never reach a higher level.’ Since I was 14, I already had these discussions with…

Nothing witty or clever to say, this is a legitimately cool story.

Sadly, this means that no matter how many golds Shiffrin wins in the future, either in these Games or future ones, she’ll never be able to break the record for most golds won, which will be held by her equipment.

cool—thanks

True change can only occur from within. Whenever you want to burn down the system and start afresh, best to always elevate the number two guy, because he’s the one that’s been there before. Always sitting there, right next to the current boss, plotting all the ways you’re going to change the system instead of piping…

It’s nice to see that in this chaotic age, US Soccer is staying the course and promoting continuity of leadership by elevating Gulati’s second. New blood might change the fortunes of the US dramatically and that kind of upheaval might be unsettling to some.

Sorry, all we’ve got is Chris Kluwe, but he’ll do it for free.

Considering the winner gets to play in Tblisi’s fancy new stadium, nicknamed “Margvelashvili’s Butthole”, the stakes couldn’t be higher.

Jim McIlvaine is team captain

Horacio Llamas

Scot Pollard