“my moderate to severe plaque psoriasis”

Woods did, however, manage to avoid the pile of guns.

They’re cancelling it because it’s a bad show that no one’s watching.

The story I got about the guy I know was that he was hungover as hell, shoving breakfast biscuits into his face. Good a reason as any, I suppose.

C’mon man, let’s allow the voters of Alabama to make their decision.

Joe Morgan is probably patient zero for exactly when young people (now old-ish) stopped caring about MLB.

The one list where “being hit by a car” would’ve been the best option.

Motherfucker, I’m from SFC (STORRS FUCKING CONNECTICUT IF YOU HAVEN’T HEARD) so you KNOW I hate ANY BITCHASS from the Metropolitan Orlando Area, and that includes YOU Pluto you stupid dog! How come you can’t even talk like that dumb Goofy motherfucker? Yeah, I said it, CAM (come at me!). HUSKIES!

I think CST is lashing out because growing up, they wanted a Russell Wilson to come be their step-dad but their moms kept choosing Future’s.

+2 low-hanging fruit.

Group text:

So, so many pics of old man balls are in some intern’s future.

WHO! IS DYING! FROM THE FUMES! OF AN OPEN FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He snuck in the club!

This is DEFINITELY the best baby

* Depending where you live. I live in Texas and this is the best time to grill, since I don’t have to stand over a hot fire while feeling like I am in a hot fire.

Boggs looks a bit like Tomsula in this pic.

The NY Post headlines desk suffered a series of erection-induced strokes at the thought of the Ball vs. Wall matchup

Ba-Tampte is 100% the shit. Do not fuck with us Jews when it comes to our pickles. Find it in the refrigerated deli case right next to the lox and the herring - both creamed and straight pickled. Which reminds me, herring absolutely needs to be on this list.