That coyote can get the fuck out of that bear video. Stay in your lane, ya damn yote.

I’m imagining Miki, surrounded by several of her closest squirrelfrans, tearfully recounting how her company was taken away from her. One of them is periodically drying her tears with a surprisingly absorbent pair of underwear.

The rich kids appear to have gotten their asses stomped when it came time for the violence. A glimpse into the future as well?

At this point you’d have to be drunk to accept a job offer from Dan Snyder.

Vivid Video presents: The Spiceman Cometh

Oh wow this made me very sad.

“taps out” is an unfortunate choice of words for this story.

Then you only caught like three of the 45 or so ways she’s pathetically attempting to rip off Beyoncé.

There is such a thing as fake news. It has a very specific meaning, which is a hoax designed to look like it was published by a credible news source reporting on events that were invented out of whole cloth.

HENDRXX is definitely the better album, but at least give Draco a try off the eponymous release. It’s just so so good.

To me it looks like a competing grass species is to blame. Can’t argue that it doesn’t look like ass tho.

+1 Santorum

I think it says something about LeBron James that in a Cavs worst-case scenario involving an uncovered manhole and a literally pooped brain, LeBron would just get tired.

Green, black, or white label my man?

Fuck that POS cop for sure, but I don’t know what you want from that old white dude who appeared to be using a crutch to get around and someone had already called the police.

I see the appeal in getting drinks with people of my intelligence or lesser. They’re less inclined to talk about the heavy and complicated shit I’m drinking to escape from. But I don’t want these genial dolts making important decisions! Our politicians SHOULD be our betters! If you want your representatives to “feel…

It’s about ethics in monopolistic free labor exploitation

This is truly disgusting. Sandstorm should never be played anywhere, much less on national television.

What should the Blazers do? Seems like they’re doomed to be a(n often fun) mediocrity forever.

If you’re going to put liquor in, what’s your preference?