I actually found this rather comforting. Maybe Mt. Rainier will erupt, triggering the PNW mega-quake. I want my apocalyptic death scenario to be a package deal.

Is crispbread the same as hardtack? I’m guessing yes, but I’m Scandinavian by way of Seattle, not Minnesota, so I’m allowing for regional variation. Also, it is a bad cracker on it’s own, but it is the best vehicle to slop heaps of pickled fish onto, which should elevate it above the war crime that is the bagel…

They fired Briles (sigh) relatively quickly and are paying victims, apparently. Hopefully the next coach won’t look the other way knowing it can cost him his job. Anyway, some progress, hopefully.

The details in this blog are a perfect illustration of why I think the NCAA punishment was justifiable. The administration went to such great lengths to cover up a serious of heinous crimes and discredit those with the balls to do the right thing in the service of protecting Joe Paterno and the football program. When…

DO IT FOR LA VINE!!!!!! (RIP Vine)

I’d rather just see them list out the letters. AAAAAAA>7A.

Who doesn’t love Arena football?

America’s greatest hope in our transition from football to futsal.

“Folks, the Hot Stove is as cold as a popsicle being licked by Dick Cheney.” says the guy who is obviously working on some neocon slash/fic.

Anybody else get uncomfortable when Shea Serrano does a book sales push on Twitter? People will buy like six copies so he’ll RT the screenshot of the receipt. (To be clear, I like Shea Serrano)