Can we take a second to admire the sheer ballsiness of Sam in his confrontation with Goliath Jackson? Sure, you expect him to stand up for Carmen at first. He's at risk of losing one of his performers and the most knowledgeable one at that. So you'd expect him to come to her defense for selfish reasons. But getting up…

He tweeted asking for help finding her. He also got the NYPD and FBI involved. So I think the answer to your third question is "no".

I will sometimes. Usually "legs" is just the deadlifts and some split squats, though. Can't do rear loaded squats anymore. Aggravates my lower back something fierce. (Weirdly, deadlifts aren't a problem)

He did "poop face" that one time. But it wasn't really voluntary.

Why do you think the fine print on the jar reads "May contain chlamydia"?

Look at the elite over here with their "poles" and "tubes". We just held the end of the stick. Like Real Americans.

I have also heard this from multiple sources. It makes as much sense as anything else since "edgy" is one of the last things I would call Pearl Jam.

That was always my theory about Brian Jacques, too. Dude, we get it. They were eating a lot of food.

Zoinks!

Thanks.

Can I get a Cliff's Notes on that one? I have a real reluctance to go searching for Ann Coulter news.

I wouldn't call LittleBig Soldier straight dramatic. There's a lot of slapstick and humor in that.

…the sight of the Bosc-pear-inspired Silas Ramsbottom (Steve Coogan) being unceremoniously excreted down a small aperture by his toucan-faced successor at the Anti-Villain League, Valerie Da Vinci (Jenny Slate)

You're thinking of HM SBN.

Kansas might be a mess of a state but if you're just driving through it's a lot more interesting than Nebraska.

It's a thing. My first grade class did it, too.

It never really bothers me. Mostly because I can't tell a good accent from a bad one. Honestly, I can't even tell where an accent is from half the time. And not everybody from one region or another sounds the same anyways. I grew up in northern Illinois. So I should have a flat, nasally accent. And for the most part I…

It's also completely untrue.

But now there's shitty water on your ass instead of just one isolated point of poo. I get how this saves on TP but how is this better sanitation wise?

Maybe if you watch ESPN. For me, as a football-only fan, the season starts in late September, goes for about 2 weeks, stops and then picks back up again when it gets cold outside. It then goes until the end of the playoffs. Then there's the Super Bowl. Which is something vaguely football related but mostly just seems…