You don't have to be friends with your relatives on Facebook. So Christmas is kinda weird. Isn't it already?

I don't understand why they don't lobby for other, low-level industrial jobs. I also don't understand why there aren't more manufacturers moving into these areas. I mean, in some cases there are. VW and BMW have built large plants in the south-eastern US recently. Why not have your local legislature try to lure, for…

But factory and manufacturing jobs aren't filthy, dangerous, life-shortening nightmares. At least not always. Sure, if you're working in a smelting plant, there's going to be some adverse effects on your health. But most modern automotive factories are far cleaner than where I work, fixing those same cars. The pay and…

Car batteries don't rust…

I think it might be that the rest of him is so bloated and corpse-like that it makes his hands look small by comparison.

Mostly they're not used to seeing anything swim in the lake. It's always either freezing or teaming with E. coli.

It's getting really hard to ignore, though. This was a relatively mild winter here in the Midwest followed by the coldest, rainiest, windiest spring I can remember. On the days when it's not raining buckets or being unseasonably cold it's been unseasonably warm and 30mph winds. A third of the fields aren't even…

You're giving them too much credit. All they see is the line on Fox say that military spending is up $3.4 billion and they're happy. They don't give a shit what it's for.

It's weird. His hands seem both unusually small and still clumsy. They're Homer Simpson hands but disproportionately tiny.

Joke's on you. I can't afford to go anywhere where it would matter.

Hey! I had food poisoning on Monday! Most debilitating sickness I think I've ever had. It was awful. Feel Better.

"Oh, god! There's soccer teams layin' all over the place!"
— Crow(?)

One of a million mind-boggling questions that arise when you actually try to apply that theory to geological formations.

The Russians sure do.

There may have been some money to be made also. But, hey, two birds, one stone.

It was excellent. But the final two or three episodes of the third season are arguably the best in the series.

Yeah, I'm OK with how that show ended. If you wanted to do anything for that series, go back and re-do the second season and then fix the pacing/budget issues with the fourth.

Sometimes they riff on something as it's happening. Which takes away from it seeming like it's all off the cuff commentary. But we all knew it wasn't anyway. So I don't see it as a big deal. It also doesn't seem too frequent of an occurrence. It is a bit disorienting the first couple times, though.

"CAPSULE!!!"

I think the main purpose of the prepping thing is to get you through the initial downfall. It's not supposed to be an open ended strategy.