Not exactly. To maintain that much muscle mass you have to eat. A LOT. It's not terribly exciting food (cod, chicken, salmon, rice, veggies, etc. All plain) but still, I bet he takes in about 5000 calories when he's prepping for the movies.

Yes. One of only a handful of people who have earned that distinction.

I think (and I'm not typing that into Google, either) ephebophilia is the sexual attraction to post-pubescent but still under the age of consent persons. While pedophilia is the sexual attraction to prepubescent children.

I was in a comfortable spot with a friend I trusted as my weed guide. I never really felt paranoid. There was a point where I thought, "Man, I hope this isn't going to have lasting effects. 'Cause this isn't fun." I didn't find my thinking feeling particularly clear because I genuinely could not hold on to a thought…

I got really excited for a minute because I thought that there was a band out there that had chosen their name from the antagonist of one of my favorite games, Sacrifice. Then I looked it up and saw it's actually an ancient Mesopotamian god. Now I'm doubly disappointed.

Can you? I only tried it once and I had a hell of time following the football game that was on. I didn't find it relaxing, either. There was no warm, fuzzy feeling that I get with a good drunk buzz. Just a worrying loss of short-term memory.

Wait, which dickhead? I asked you to name a Real Life* tragedy that Obama "didn't give a fuck about".

I've never had that but maybe ask a bartender (assuming you're at a bar) if they could make you something that tastes similar but is a little bit stronger (explain your situation so they know not to "treat" you with a super stiff drink).

Citation?

"Again, the best-case, giving-him-the-most-credit explanation is that our
head of government and state is completely incapable of communicating
basic ideas at a rudimentary level."

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Yeah, those people who weren't murdered in Sweden or Bowling Green should really put fear into your heart! A president with a history of lying creating false tragedies to further his own ends? That's just a "dumb mistake".

It probably is part of their guide. Hasn't Bannon come out and basically say he's running Lenin or whomever's strategy? There's a lot of noise these days, so I tend to take stuff with a grain of salt, but the argument seems to hold up.

I like those. They're crispier and less greasy (naturally).

If you're looking for genuine advice: Mix and match till you find something you can drink. I really didn't care for alcohol when I started drinking and felt the same way you do. So I started with drinks that were obnoxiously sweet (cranberry and SoCo). Eventually I moved on to other things. I'm a bit of a beer snob…

Heroin addicts know they're not taking a multi-vitamin. Doesn't stop them.

Have you tried drinking it? That's what got me into it.

I'm sure I'll regret this but: What the fuck is "Pam's House Blend"? I'm not typing that into Google, so I'll just ask here.

This will likely be very useful information in the coming days. Thank you for sharing.

I don't have anything to add to this conversation as I don't have cable, am not a Britney fan and likely still wouldn't watch this even if those first two things weren't true. But since we're talking about Britney Spears, I will take this opportunity to share one of my favorite covers with Local H doing Toxic. Enjoy.

I know this is not a popular opinion, and it likely reflects more on my abilities as a reader than Hitchens abilities as a writer, but I never cared for his writing style. He always seemed to go off on very long, in-sentence tangents. When he wasn't doing that he was unbearably smug (I felt). The man was clearly very…