STOP TALKING!!

Savickas is a good example of why you don't pick a fight with a fat guy. Sure, most of them are just fat. But 1 in (let's say) 20 will crush your chest with one hand.

I feel the same way about completionists. At a certain point just call it good and move on.Especially games that require multiple play-throughs to acquire 100%.

Same. And I hate that game because of it.

As of now, neither will he. Point goes to him.

She might be holding the edges of her dress in a pseudo-curtsy pose. (I've no idea)

WHY DID YOU TELL ME THAT?!?!?!

I assume being in a position where you're about to be eaten by raptors would make you somewhat unaware of your surroundings.

Lots of people do. Personally, I'd rather eat the bag they come in than the candy itself. But that's just me.

At least you guys get watches and army knives. What do the Swedes get? Just that muppet chef and some disgusting candy fish.

The original trilogy is older than I am. I have no idea what age I was when I learned that they were not, in fact, robots. But I know I was under the same assumption for quite a long time .

It really was kind of a shit punch, though.

Even by the Law of Averages they should have hit something by now.

Beat me to it by seconds…

Worse. I didn't mind Jurassic World. It was stupid, for sure. But it was mostly entertaining. Jurassic Park 3 was just.. bad.

I don't remember how they got him back on the island. But the dream sequence and the end scene on the beach were just terrible.

You're not missing much. It's pretty awful.

Everybody screws stuff like the raptors up nowadays (god, I'm old) because they always go full-CGI. You can't do that and get the same effect. These things need to have a physical presence and weight to them that computer rendering just can't duplicate.

May I direct your attention to the talking raptor/dream sequence in Jurassic Park 3?

Some of that stuff was still awfully graphic, though. Scared the Bejesus out of me as a child. Particularly the scene in the utility bunker when they're trying to turn the power back on.