He’s like Sarah Palin with smaller testicles.

I can smell your mom from over here.

Wait, a bicycle racer cheated?

“exemplary journalist” lol

I can’t wait for

Enjoyed the sputtering “Think of those poor kids” on sports radio, though.

“Valuated”?

Yeah, he endorses a loud-mouthed, thin-skinned blowhard who advocates for militarized borders, mass deportations, and a raft of other crazy shit, and we can’t recite Sanders’s or Clinton’s position on something, you haven’t named what.

It’s really going to damage the NASCAR brand with its core fans, drunk hill billy white guys who shout “go back to your country” at dark skinned people.

“Buying this Tesla was a great decision.”

baseball so boring everyone so overpaid boring boring boring

there is not an approval star big enough for this

I’m not sure I get how calling someone an attention-seeking, no-talent, scandal-celebrity, half-wit clown-face is slut shaming.

I sometimes wonder how cranky old republicans end up that way. What soul-crushing disappointment shaped their tormented psyches?

Hey, Barry, I think there are some your kids on your lawn who could use a good shaking of a rake at.

I’m never going to watch the NFL again.

I’m surprised his wife hasn’t dragged him to court, though.

If only my phone had a calculator on it.

Did not know about this. Thanks.