is lil tay short for elizabeth taylor the same way bobby flay is short for robert flavor and elon musk is elongated muskrat?

Boob job and divorce ass? Or ass job and divorce boob?

Just send in Gary Burghoff to announce her plane was shot down over the Sea Of Japan.

John Goodman marries Phylicia Rashad after both of their spouses die in explosions. The Conner and Huxtable families merge Brady Bunch style.

I don’t know if you seen twitter, but...

This. Roseanne said what she said because Valerie Jarrett is black and Roseanne is racist. Samantha Bee didn’t call Ivanka a cunt because she is a woman, she called her that because she is doing cunty things, and frankly, I could see Samantha Bee easily calling a man that, too.

without resorting to gendered slurs

You know, I really wish I could BeBest, but since families are being torn apart at the border while Ms. Complicit gets to hug her children without fearing for their lives, I just can’t.

Unpopular opinion: being shitty to a shitty person is still shitty, and calling a woman a cunt, while not as bad as calling an African American an ape, is still pretty fucking shitty. I think we can tear down Ivanka without resorting to gendered slurs and contributing to the general level of vitriol and disrespect in…

Closing a garage door while black is a crime punishable by death now. Eventually murder will be in the cop handbook as step 1.

Chelsea is a master of the unfailingly polite “fuck you.” She’s kind of my hero.

If John Goodman joins Twitter just to post a “Bye Bitch” message, I will give him one more chance.

Well they wanted a show that portrayed trump supporters, and they sure as hell got that! Lol.

Babe, the show is called Roseanne.

Daughterfucker actually

It was fun while it lasted. I knew there would be too many white women that would find something to nitpick about Meghan and her wedding, and attempt to diminish her one way or another. I hope she is not naive and expected it, and she is enjoying her honeymoon.

A additional bright side: All those racist assholes who lent him the money probably won’t be getting it back.

Not if we build one first!

Forgot to post this the other day, but did you know that Trump thinks that Canada is very “difficult” and “spoiled”?

/raises hand sheepishly/

I....I still care about the pee tape...