I wonder if anyone reminded him how multiple doors tend to come in kinda handy for helping kids to escape to fucking safety once a shooter is inside the school trying to kill them.

Already started. The excuse is that she was looking down, thus obviously reading a script and, you know, not being a shy teenager who had just survived an atrocity and might have been in a state of shock.

Next up: BAN SCHOOLS! Can’t get shot in a classroom if there’s no classroom. Checkmate, libs...

From the one pic I saw of the jacket, it also had what I think were a soviet star and Israeli flag. I don’t think he exactly had a coherent ideology.

What We Know About Texas School Shooting Suspect Dimitrios Pagourtzis

If A.A. Dowd is throwing dirt on The Shape of Water, I’m throwing a mountain onto Dallas Buyer’s Club. It’s not even McConaughey’s best role, and it’s definitely not a good performance, much less a great one. (Don’t ever get me started on Jared Leto’s garbage work there...)

This is going to be REALLY controversial, but I’m gonna name Wes Anderson. He has an impeccable eye and sense of design and style, but at the expense of anything approaching warmth or spontaneity, because it is all so designed and arch and calls attention to itself, and more and more he has become wrapped up in…

As a dad of three, I can offer the only advice you need to know: Everyone else’s advice is wrong when applied to your baby.

I never thought I’d say this, but here it goes.

The secret hand under the platform!! hahahaha

Feminism. Diet Feminism. Caffeine-Free Feminism. Cherry Feminism. Feminism Lite. Feminism Clear. Vanilla Feminism. Dr. Feminism. Extra-Whitening Feminism. Feminism Classic. Radiant Super Plastic Unscented Feminism.

Elaine Chao has been letting a sweaty weak chined zilch do it for decades.

I look forward to their contentious divorce eighteen months after his current divorce.

THIS! As a government employee, this is a huge fucking No-no. Military members are reprimanded daily for this type of action, or worse.

Yes, lets announce the time and place a high level government official is landing. What could go wrong?

Exactly. I was a kid too but old enough to know what happened and to understand the jokes - but not the political and cultural implications. The fact that she didn’t get plastic surgery and go hide in a foreign country is amazing.

McConnell and the Republicans’ cowardly refusal to confirm Obama’s Supreme Court nomination during the election will never get as much attention as it should how fucked up and dastardly it was. Fuck him so much.

those quotation marks are being best.

We’re not old, we’re just not young anymore!