I’m gonna be honest here... none of the people involved here, including Lizzo, are a healthy weight for their height, and they’ve all had their doctors tell them that.

I was going to go to Sundance to watch this movie, but I had to go lifting with Squee and Chuck. Then I had some beers and took a nap. I like beer.

Has there been an announcement regarding when Justice may get a wider release? I want to make sure I pencil it in.

I went to college with a Republican guy who had political ambitions. He was terrified to even smoke weed in front of anyone, in case it were to impede his future goals. That seems so quaint and adorable now.

Because that is what is working for their family right now. It’s none of our business why. The baby is clearly happy and being cared for. Baby is getting a lot of bonding time with Dad. Just enjoy the cute baby and move on with your day. 

I and my family are “cheeky” people. Plump, round cheeks. Faces like cherubs. We make the cutest babies. Removing my cheeks feels like denying my people. Also, I look 10 years younger with my cheeks.

TikTok is also great for oddly soothing time-lapse videos of rusty old tools being beautifully restored. (I refer you to @my_mechanics.)

Can we go to the timeline where everyone is a Grizz or Dotcom instead?

Also, like... generic white guy is exactly what I expect a family annihilator to look like?

I love how in letters like this, parents act like their kids were shown a video and there was no lesson plan or discussion around it. Like it just entered the classroom devoid of context and the teacher told them to take from it whatever they could. 

Kelly notably announced last year that she was pulling her three kids out of their elite private schools because the schools had taken a “hard left,” 

Did she or didn’t she? You’ll just have to tune into my 638 episode not-true-crime-or-anything podcast to find out. Brought to you by SimpliSafe!

Black don’t crack.

Good advice but keep in mind this was written by a person who works for Jim Spanfeller.

I really see a daytime talk show as a bad choice for Tiffany Haddish... She’d kill it, but it feels like a way to wind up a career and I think she has the potential to do so much more. She’s had some success but I don’t think she’s reached anywhere near her theoretical peak.

I’ve long suspected that the episode of 30 Rock where Tina Fey goes to her class reunion thinking she was the quiet nerd and was actually the raging asshole is autobiographical. There’s just something about her.

An article on “why I like this show” that opens with two paragraphs on “why I don’t like Tina Fey” might be the dictionary definition of “burying the lede.”

I guess I’m old school. Because I have never been able to get enough of Missy Elliott. She’s kind of mysterious and her talent is so deep.