Until this week, I thought the Conways were all in on a grift together to play all the sides — Kellyanne the Trump loyalist, George the never Trumper, Claudia the young liberal. I figured the fighting was just for show, and then once Trump left office they would parlay the internet celebrity into a reality show or a…

You should teach ethics.

This person:

Trying to word this delicately, but... Anyone standing next to Sanders is going to look relatively more attractive.

I watched the Lone Ranger every Sunday morning for YEARS. Apparently, I was a 10 year old Ranger.

I watched Walker, Texas Ranger. So I guess I'm a ranger too?

Growing up in Chicago, I went to a Blackhawks game when they faced the NY Rangers. I also saw the White Sox play the Texas Rangers at Comiskey.

I’m a former journalist and among the beats that I covered was local and state politics. Anytime I interviewed a candidate who campaigned on—or even just mentioned in their bio or on their website—military service, I asked them to provide a copy of their DD-214. It’s a certificate of discharge that lists reason for…

He’s like a slightly dumber, paralyzed Hitler Youth version of Kenny Powers.

It almost seems ableist - oddly coming from a guy in a wheelchair - to suggest that being fit and sporty means you have a shot at the Paralympics. Like Para is just the kiddie table to the real, adult Olympics and it takes nothing to get in.

There’s a situation comedy in there somewhere:

My guess: the agent is a Trump loyalist, and making a mess at Obummer’s house will be his go-to story for years to come.

I’m thinking more along the lines of Trump/Klan/Nazi type shit as opposed th the literal kind.

How will she do her insider trading and get away with it now?

I’m getting ready to dance almost* naked around a giant golden statue of Stacey Abrams. You guys in?

When my husband told his brother that he was scared of having a kid because of how much work it is on top of how much work he already had, his brother (father of 2) assured him that, “You’d be fine! Not much changes.” Luckily, my husband is not a fucking idiot.

Sounds like your architect neighbor might as well ditch the husband, since the only difference in terms of how much juggling she’s doing would be having to manage his shit too.

It the Police Summoning Spell of the White Witch!

Semper vapid (roughly).