This movie had me at I Zimbra.

Oh trust me, Doc Ock has a lot on his plate. Like fucking Aunt May…

Does it end with an exhausting long, unfulfilling fight scene with questionable CGI like almost every recent comic book movie? Somehow I feel like I already know the answer.

Years ago, I was moving from one crazy, dangerous neighborhood to another slightly less dangerous, yet equally crazy neighborhood, when a mentally ill homeless person randomly tried to cut me with a box cutter. Just one of those things. One second he was trudging by silently, the next he was coming at me, also silently…

Maybe you could get this Big guy’s. Reckon he won’t be needing it.

The hammer is my penis.

How high do you have to be to want Subway at 2am?

There’s no way he is getting 15 years, that’s just the maximum sentence. He probably will get zero years and just get probation.

You can’t solve every problem with murder, ApathyMonger!

Disregarding professional ethics is no LARPing matter.

Yeah, it would be nice if the sequel stayed more in the real world. The movie really falls apart when they go to the fantasy land. 

Danny Rand is awesome, please include him and bring him back. But do not have Finn Jones play him.

Happy for Matt and Kingpin to presumably be back in the mix. Would really be happy to start hearing buzz about the return of Jessica Jones

Those are all good points but I think the original movie version is iconic in its own right (see my comment below about it being a definitive work for it’s time.) I don’t think you can do it in the same way you can’t do Sound of Music anymore. Fiddler or Carousel or even My Fair Lady, go for it, but I think this one…

I want this movie to bomb, and bomb big. I don’t want the idea of redoing Hollywood classics becomes a thing, as if old Hollywood movies are just another IP to drain all the fun out of.

Yes, he’s going to rap!

I don’t know anything about the dog, but since he’s got one eye he should be named Nick Furry.

Seems like the perfect opportunity to finally introduce criminal mastermind Paste-Pot Pete.

Exactly. I’d love to see Catwoman as the Thomas Crown in a jewel heist.

Jesus, what a firehose. Next thing they’ll just be adapting those old Twinkies ads.