See but I think Lana's whole image is intentionally SO manufactured and glossy- I think she's taking the piss out of the whole idea of celebrity. She changed her name from Lizzy Grant to Lana Del Rey- of course that's fake! It's the whole point!

"Lana lives in her art, and when she comes down to earth for interviews, it gets messy, because she isn't made for this earth," Franco describes in the V Magazine profile (proving that he, as an interview subject is 100% solid). "She is made to live in the world she creates. She is one who has been so disappointed by…

1. It is literally my job not to ignore her.

Can you imagine what their sex must look like?* Like, so boring, and slow, and ughghhhhghhhhghghhhhhgghhh

This is all you have to know about the FotC to love them

My kid will be so excited. He loves Brett and Jermaine, and started trying to talk in a New Zeland accent around the house, substituting /i/ for/e/.

I get where you're coming from. When I feel that way, though, I remind myself of the comments he made after touring Anne Frank's house and I'm suddenly okay with any remarks people make about him.

Yes. You solve a lack of surveillance problem with surveillance. You can't solve an institutional power-abuse problem with surveillance. You can't solve a racialized problem with a race-neutral solution.

My cat, Minuit, once jumped into a crate of four adolescent guinea hens, they were quite large, we had just bought and bit their heads off. Nice kitty.

But then how will we cleanse our uteruses?? We obviously need to, since the female body is inherently disgusting in its natural state.

This is the least surprising of the four posts so far; although, it does drive the point home that sororities, at least the ones featured here, are rabidly obsessed with conformity, but yes— those of us who went to school with them (or EEK, were one of them, a LONG LONG time ago with much objective clarity since those…

This is the 2nd story I have read about this poor woman and I still feel like I am reading it wrong. She was jailed for MISCARRYING. She did not intentionally cause the miscarriage. How was her so-called guilt in any way possible? The mind boggles.

It sounds more like the crib was in mom's room, and mom was a fucking moron who kept an unsecured gun handy. Just...I can't with these stories.

You know the best way to avoid shit like this? Don't have guns.

Whenever this happens* I always think about the kid who pulled the trigger. How do you deal with that as you grow older? (Or in the immediate aftermath AND as you grow older for older children.)

I would honestly rather have my fingernails pulled than be subject to this level of personal management. Given the choice between Hell or being a member of a sorority I would choose Hell in an instant, unless Hell is actually one huge sorority where it is rush week all the time.

The entitlement in telling another woman what to do with her eyebrows. I just — not to be obnoxious about it, but this is how women enact and enforce the patriarchy on one another.

You took the words out of my mouth! How could someone not fall in love with that smiling face?

Amen. You know, I have spent the past few days trying to convince myself that because the dog was left at a public place with a suitcase full of toys and food dishes that maybe somehow some misguided person who loved him and couldn't afford to keep him or get him vet care or something was trying to do what was right.…