I agree with you, but Jaime doesn't.

Gurl. Do we have to tell you to dump a sister fucker?

Okay, I took my bra off and now my stress level is down to about 25.

Uh, this made me inexplicably tear up, so I'm gonna say my stress level is currently about a 48 on a scale of 1 - 10.

That's fair. I would argue that the things that the game allows you to do (namely have a unicorn orgy around a giant 10 foot phallus) colors my interpretation of it.

Anna Kendrick has been my number 1 female celebrity crush for like 6 years now

I think they were stopping off before moving out to Israel, no? What should they do with the cats?

My cat has the best sassfaces. But the thing no one ever appreciates is how happy she actually is in real life. Every time I take a photo of her looking bitchy and unpleasant, she's actually purring super loud IRL. She loves me so much, but she looks like she hates me in pictures. BE MORE PHOTOGENIC.

Pro-lifers are pissed off that she didn't do her God-given duty of bearing her husband's children up to the moment of her death.

I'm very sorry to be the one to tell you this, but all those cats of yours have in fact been dogs.

Yeah same here. My otherwise very skittish cat (like he won't let you touch him except on one couch) flops over and starts pushing my hand towards his belly when I go into pet him. Meanwhile my previous cat was a huge attention whore but freaked out if you got close to the tummy. Cats are fucking weird.

At least that cat tried. Failed hilariously, but it tried.

If Robin William's $100 million dollars didn't make a difference, money doesn't make a difference.

yay!!!!

My abusive then-girlfriend (I'm a woman) was a month away from moving in with me when she told me that she was having "feelings" for someone else, a friend of hers. She said nothing had happened, but she was now doubting our relationship. Cue a month-long hellish ordeal where we break up, get back together, break up,…

My freshman year of college, I made the mistake of dating a very serious born-again Christian. (I was raised both Catholic and Unitarian Universalist, I'm not sure what he was doing in the relationship either.)

Listen to what happened when a girl who claimed to know a victim of the Roast Busters called a local radio station:

I was watching the first report of this on 3 news. They were sure to mention that she wasn't a virgin at the time of her rape. Because as we all know, if she wasn't a virgin she was asking for it, right?