MVP! MVP!

(More Vision, please)

Yeah, but THIS time “The Blob” is a down-on-his-luck millennial with a bespoke cupcake bakery failing almost as badly as his romantic relationship!

Claudia Black.

So who would be the ultimate modern big sexy shoe trio?

What if they remade an 8 1/2 film? 

“It took a little bit more pressure to crap out the meat than the rice, but a meat log eventually slid out painlessly with almost no mess at all.”

not an ideal thing to read out of context 

I’m surprised none of those dinos sprained an Ankyl.

GO TEAM VENTURE!

no mention of Garret Dillahunt. I can only assume his character is early zombie fodder.

The world in this movie just needs to invite everyone over for a huge turkey dinner. SOLVED.

THIS iS WHAT MY JOY TASTES LIKE

Stomp Jr™

The hideous spawn of The Wicked Witch of the West and a garden gnome

I’m just here for the muscular women swinging hammers.

Long-lost siblings?

This is much much better than Enchantment.

I am SO here for all this fresh J-Snyde content!

Looking forward to the next sneak peak, which will likely be 4 minutes of nothing but lens flares set to the music of Harry Chapin’s “Cats in the Cradle”

Looks good. And it stars Tig AND Notaro! Sign me up!   :P

Spider-Man: Homesense™
(“Peter & Ned are housemates who desperately need a rug that will tie the whole living room together!”)