Well we can’t all have titanic intellects like you, chief.

How is sports “all forecasts”? Yeah, maybe if you’re one of those dead-eyed chuds who only watches the NFL because of fantasy football, or someone who has a LOT invested in the prognostications of people like, say, Skip Bayless or Stephen A. Smith, but call me crazy, I kind of watch sports for the actual SPORTS part…

So they’ll win, what, 30 games this year?

Sounds like they need some hot rod version of the Great Emancipator, a Hot Rod Lincoln, if you will

Name one other person on the Orlando Magic without using Google. I’ll wait.

Where are all the rings Hinkie’s vaunted process netted? Did he hide them? Are they invisible, like the One Ring? Did Frodo throw them into the fires of Mount Doom too? Please enlighten us.

Please come back to this post next year when they finish with 25 wins

Cogent insight from a guy still doing the “Bad _____ is bad” shtick in the year of our lord two thousand and fucking sixteen.

Great punch-up, guy middling at the Improv in 1999

What a good point, who cares what their regular season record is, what matters is the Playoffs, which they can never get to because of how bad their regular season record is! Focus on the Playoffs and winning rings first, everybody!

Haha good joke, friend.

So the Spurs didn’t get blown out because in an alternate universe/reality, they didn’t play as badly and Parker hit all those shots and they theoretically won those two games that they lost in this reality? Solid reasoning.

It’s “most fun”, you ignorant Masshole shithead