My girlfriend on long car trips loves to play the “Name all 32 NFL teams”-game.

Deliberately creating a sense of despair in an article dealing with the death of an actual human being is not a matter of “opinion.” It’s being an opportunistic asshole solely for the sake of being an asshole.

This idea that “all opinions are equally valid” is the sort of myopic horseshit I see far too often in my…

I think you might have the wrong article.

BMW drivers dream to have this level of asshat parking job

One might say that those neo-nazis got Ostritz-ized.

My mom and dad went to the Anti-Vaccine conference and all I got was this lousy case of measles.  

It’s absolutely amazing to me that living in a world where there has never been greater access to knowledge and scientific research is making so many people even more stupid and less educated than they would be without that access.

You mean the one teachers always rush through to get to the main event, leaving students to fill in the blanks about how it all went wrong?  

They regularly rely on local law enforcement when they travel, which takes time and money away from respective communities who pay for it.

This feels like the chapter in the history textbook directly before “Civil War 2.”

“Fascism (/ˈfæʃɪzəm/) is a form of radical right-wing, authoritarian ultranationalism^[1][2] characterized by dictatorial power, forcible suppression of opposition and strong regimentation of society and of the economy^[3] which came to prominence in early 20th-century Europe.”

Nativist appeals will always be popular (and always be incredibly ironic when issued by Anglo-Europeans to Anglo-Europeans living in the US) precisely because the “This land is my land, it isn’t your land, I’ve got a shotgun, and you ain’t got one” knee-jerk reaction is so goddamned strong in most people. You see the…

“How is this right-wing, authoritarian nationalist a fascist?”

“We’re going to cure cancer! We will create an incredible cancer vacci...oh fuck.”

Imagine for a second that these words were said by another politician anywhere else on the globe:

“Step right up, ladies and gentlemen! Let me tell you about Doctor Trump’s Miracle Elixir! It cures insomnia, neuritis, neuralgia, the vapors, female problems, whooping cough, syphillis, AIDS and, yes, even cancer! Only $10.00 a bottle*! A very small price to pay for the benefit of excellent health!”

Lotta shit come from space these days

Just get rid of him already, all these fucking people and their disgusting fucking edgy streams, learn some manners and laws because this shit is tiring.

are you trying to stop our discussion? because this is how you do it.

I can tell you the worst: St. Fucking Louis. Cheez whiz and ketchup on a saltine cracker.