I’m confused. They made a complaint about someone in a sleeveless top? I thought the Republican Party was all about the right to bare arms?

Pfft not in any part of Chicago I know. If this truly is from Chicago, that vag would be soggy and dripping wet, with a strong beefy scent.

Black James Bond agrees with this post.

Messi fucked up, plain and simple. He should have known that if he wanted to get in their good graces he should’ve harassed the host and offered to oppress some women for charity.

This is sad news, today is ruined for me. It’s like someone dipping their balls in my Cheerios.

Does he kiss JJ Watt like that? Or is it only for winners?

It’s a 1-8-7 from a mothafuckin’ cop.

“I’ll make love to you” was probably the most requested slow dance song in Jr. High. Yet, unknown to us kids why, it was never played.

You know, he makes a great case for brain damage.

Meh, I wouldn’t fault him. Most cars require removing the glove box in order to replace the cabin air-filter. He probably hasn’t worked with Audis before and just started at the glove box. At least he knew where to start, rather than replace the engine air filter and call it a day.

Fair enough, and it seems like I’ve ignored Wendy’s nuggets for too long.

Chik-Fil-A was left out of this conversation because.....?

Oi!

I bought a dozen of these for my work/office (0.38) and they’re gone.... all gone.

I bought a dozen of these for my work/office (0.38) and they’re gone.... all gone.

Video, for some reason, is not working for me. But audio is. I can only assume it’s actually somebody having a crygasm after a long dry spell.

Can I offer an option and ask that onion rings (which can be substituted for fries) be used instead?

Did you do it for the nookie?

Bears destroy canoes? I don’t believe it.

New Tinder profile pic.

Where was the party? In the back?